STORY (Or lack there-of)

COMIC 1 ( ) - Our heroes are three boys named Mike, Carl, and Ben. They are trapped in the Teenage Wasteland, a backwater town named Nowair, Minnesota (pun intended). For most of the local population mediocrity is a way of life, but these three nineteen year-olds are convinced they are destined for something greater...

Together in a world stranger than any overworked japanese writer could create, they have formed a loose coalition. The ties that bind them: anime, role-playing games, and unhealthy doses of daydreaming.

Mike - graduated from high school. Now he makes hamburgers and ice cream at Lactose King (pun intended), a fast food restaurant in town.

Carl - purposely failed and is retaking his senior year to buy time to better himself in the important arts: sword-fighting, japanese, and cooking frozen pizzas to perfection.

Ben - enrolled in a community college but too 'busy' reading web comics and downloading music to get a job. Too mellow for his own good? We think not.

COMIC 2 ( ) - ? - Life goes on like normal in Nowair, MN, until a dark shadow falls over the town. An alien fleet from the planet Ralath has come to conquer the earth. But before they can attack the Princess of the Ralathians must defeat our planet's Champion in mortal combat. Who has been chosen as our champion? Why, none other than the Lactose King (Mike) himself!